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From Newsroom to Nightmare: Whistleblower Lifts the Veil on Weazel News
San Andreas — A former entry-level reporter at Weazel News has stepped forward to reveal troubling details about the company’s internal...

Buck Murphy
Sep 123 min read


LSPD Officer Involved in High-Speed Crash Near US-13/US-15 Split
San Andreas – On the evening of September 11, 2025, a Los Santos Police Department officer was involved in a serious motor vehicle...

Buck Murphy
Sep 112 min read


The Night Justice Was Delivered
In the late hours of May 1, 2011, U.S. forces carried out a decisive operation that brought an end to nearly ten years of search for...

Buck Murphy
Sep 113 min read


A Day of Remembrance: Honoring the Lives Lost on September 11th
"Viewer Discrestion Is Advised" Los Santos, San Andreas (September 11, 2025) – Today marks the 24th anniversary of one of the darkest...

Buck Murphy
Sep 112 min read


Lieutenant Governor Natalie Bennett Injured in Roxwood Shooting
Roxwood, San Andreas — A shocking act of violence unfolded today in Roxwood, leaving Lieutenant Governor Natalie Bennett wounded and...

Damien Maddox
Sep 83 min read


A New Era of Transparency and Accountability in San Andreas Media
San Andreas – In a landmark move aimed at reshaping the relationship between government and media, Governor Lincoln Stalworth has...

Buck Murphy
Sep 82 min read


The Vinewood Journal Expands: New Career Opportunities Across Los Santos
Los Santos, SA – The Vinewood Journal, one of the city’s fastest-growing and most trusted sources of news and analysis, is opening its...

Buck Murphy
Sep 72 min read


Whistleblower Alleges Toxic Work Culture at Weazel News
"AI Generated Image of John Doe" Vinewood, San Andreas – The Vinewood Journal has been contacted by a whistleblower, identified only as...

Buck Murphy
Sep 31 min read


Weazel News Creeps Back After Vanishing Act — But Has San Andreas Already Moved On?
"Random Man Claiming He Is A Reporter - Mid July" SAN ANDREAS – After four months of silence, Weazel News resurfaced on August 30, 2025...

Buck Murphy
Sep 22 min read


San Andreas Highway Patrol Rolls Out New Hiring Incentives – But Are They Enough?
The San Andreas Highway Patrol (SAHP) has unveiled a fresh recruitment drive promising big incentives for those willing to take on the...

Buck Murphy
Sep 23 min read


“Commander Overboard”: A Midnight Ordeal in the Shark-Infested North
A Heroic Rescue on the High Seas. NORTHERN PACIFIC, NORTH OF ROXWOOD — Under the veil of nightfall, in the cold and unforgiving waters...

Damien Maddox
Aug 63 min read


EXCLUSIVE: The Syndicate Executes High-Profile Prison Break — Leader “The Grim” Issues Chilling Warning
LOS SANTOS, SA — In a shocking turn of events that casts a long shadow over the state’s already strained justice system, The Syndicate...

Damien Maddox
Jul 273 min read


BREAKING: State Digital Highway Signs Hacked — “Viva La Syndicate” Message Alarms Commuters
LOS SANTOS, SA — In a bold and chilling act of cyber sabotage, digital highway signs across San Andreas were hijacked earlier today,...

Damien Maddox
Jul 272 min read


Major Davis Turns Heads with Unconventional Uniform During EOD Training Near HP Post 1
In an unexpected twist to the usually polished appearance of the San Andreas Highway Patrol, Major D’Adrian Davis made headlines last...

Buck Murphy
Jul 221 min read


WORLD ICON “DON CRENSHAW” ARRIVES IN LOS SANTOS WITH HIS LEGENDARY CHERRY POPPER
"The Cherry Popper during his 2025 - No Cherry Too Big Tour - Miami Florida" Los Santos, San Andreas – International sensation,...

Buck Murphy
Jul 212 min read


Elderly Man Straps Deer to Roof After Collision, Pulled Over by SAHP Captain on Route 13
LOS SANTOS, SAN ANDREAS — A routine drive turned bizarre Friday evening when an elderly man struck a deer on US Route 13, then continued...

Buck Murphy
Jul 202 min read


A Homegrown Success: Dieter Poopenschmirz and the Rise of The Downtown Kitchen
In a city fueled by ambition and innovation, it takes something truly special to stand out—not just a business, but a vision; not just a...

Damien Maddox
Jul 184 min read


LOCAL RESIDENT LAUNCHES CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE PROTEST OVER RED LIGHT REFERENDUM
A Los Santos resident has taken a bold stand against what he describes as a flawed and misguided traffic policy following the...

Buck Murphy
Jul 182 min read


Logan Hayes Appointed Commissioner of San Andreas Highway Patrol
“It’s not just a new rank or patch—it’s a trust.” San Andreas — In a move that has been widely anticipated by members of law enforcement...

Buck Murphy
Jul 142 min read


San Andreas Highway Patrol Celebrates Promotions in 90th Newsletter Release
San Andreas — The San Andreas Highway Patrol (SAHP) proudly announces a series of commendable promotions in its 90th newsletter,...

Buck Murphy
Jul 52 min read
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